Sweat, so you don't

There is an old saying in training elite combat troops - we make you sweat, so you don't have to bleed!

We make you sweat, so you don't have to bleed!

by I, Wreckerrr March 23, 2021

You don't know me

"You don't know me" is an incredibly brilliant statement that you can resort to when Mr. Jack Daniels is making it harder for you to say things that make sense.

Cop: Sir, have you been drinking tonight?
Me: You don't know me.

by S4lutDude! December 29, 2009

Boy If You Don't Git

This as originally a vine but now people use this phrase to tell someone to mind their bussiness or leave you alone.

Teacher: Why aren't your eyes on the board Jaqueze?
Jaqueze: My eyes are on the Boa-
Kid#1- No they wasn't
Jaqueze: Boy If You Don't Git

Jaqueze: My eyes are on the board I just looked away for a split second
Annoying kid: No you wasn't, you know you wasn't paying attention
Jaqueze: BOY IF YOU DON'T GIT

by bruhyeetyolo2000 May 11, 2015

You Don't Know Jack

Colloquial Language for: You know nothing.

A: Hey, dude! 34 that on Photoshop.
B: 34?
A: Yeah, make that steamy.
B: Steamy?
A: Dude, you don't know jack about imaging, don't you?

by Deuces High March 10, 2011

you don't know dick

You don't know anything. You don't know what you are talking about. Similar to squat and diddley. There is also a board game and a movie called "You Don't Know Dick" but the saying is considerably older.

If you had to look this up, you don't know dick.

by terrorint December 14, 2015

you don't know me!

The famous line on Jerry Springer, Maury, etc.

Jerry: Let's bring out the fat and ugly sluts!

*JERRY,JERRY, JERRY!*

Sluts come out screaming, "You don't know me! You don't know me!" while audience is booing with disgust.

by Carlito October 07, 2004

You don't even know

When explaining something, but it would make no sense to anyone else that hears it. So at the end of the story you add YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

"We were so high we licked the floor, like.... you don't even know."

by Runnin' This shit. April 25, 2005