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Ken: Couldn’t make it to the show tonight?
Bob: Nah. I was busy watching the People’s News Network for Radical Leftist Propaganda.
Ken: Oh I love CNN!
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News is good food for your mind
by Meatwad October 15, 2004
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Noun to describe New Jews
oi vey women , we need to make some NEWS
by Mizza little son July 26, 2006
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something owned by democrats. it is corrupt and they only show things that prove democrats are right and bush is bad. they only show the bad news and nothing happy and good. it is all bullshit. only news station that this doesn't apply to is fox
average news watcher: hey the news told me that everybody in Irac is dying and nobody is happy.
fox news watcher: thats bull. haven't you seen all the people celebrating?
by satans bro May 3, 2005
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news is when you mix lie with truth to make it more believable
boy1- do you want to go to the mall

girl1- i cant i have basketball practice

girl1 to girls 2 - i do have practice but im not going so im not lying its just some news

girl 2 - yeah bad news for him
by Lickdoor October 10, 2017
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Real News is the reporting of historical facts, something that happened, whether it is interesting or not. Real news is often boring. NEWS does not include opinion or hyperbole. Opinion is not a fact - it is wishful thinking and not important to anyone intelligent on forming an opinion. Only News Trolls call opinion News.
Sean Hannity intentionally lies to the American people to support political agendas payed for by businesses or Republican candidates, in order to influence elections by dividing the American people by influencing on the the uninformed and ideological voters. Unfortunately it works because many ignorant people want to stay that way and as long as they can find a supposed News show to give them what they want to hear instead of reality, they continue to live in "the conservative news bubble" and may never allow themselves to hear the truth.
by Arizona Mildman July 7, 2018
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A soap opera for those who fancy themselves too sophisticated for soap operas.
When I was younger I followed The Young and The Restless, but now that I'm mature and wise I follow The News.
by Ratched, RN August 28, 2019
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