masochistic necrobeastipedophile

a person that gets off from pain inflicted by dead baby animals.

"I'm a masochistic necrobeastipedophile so hit me hard with that dead puppy as I touch myself."

by MandaARE January 6, 2009

neuromasochist

Deriving pleasure from torturing oneself with brain intensive activity.

Judging from her incredible Sudoku skills and massive literary workload, she is clearly a neuromasochist.

by Skip the salubrious January 28, 2008

Equine Necrobeastiality

To perform sexual intercourse with a dead horse.

This was practice was common among cowboys and indians alike but is thought to have originated on the Stepps of Northern Asia by the Mongolians who's affection for horses is legendary.

I banged that dead horse like a cheap screen door and she would have loved it if she were not dead as a doornail.

by Haywood Jablowme July 16, 2004

neurosis

leading proponent of the progressive neurocore movement.

the blood that runs through me is not my own

by dave universe March 1, 2004

Approaching occupational neurosis

The sense of exponential dread that occurs when one more closely nears one's workplace. If one is driving down a hill to said workplace the effect is sometimes described as Hell like.

(In a carpool on a public service ad) "What's wrong Jake? Your face has gone white."

"Look down there at the bottom of the hill and to the right!"

"OH MY GOD! IT"S THAT PLACE WE WORK!"

(A psychologist enters the ad and states paternally; "This is approaching occupational neurosis. Don't let it happen to you or anyone you care about. Resign or seek professional help immediately!"

by Cirdellin December 30, 2009

supersadomasochistic necrobeastiality

having sex with a dead animal while you harm it and yourself.

"Supersadomasochistic necrobeastiality, it's when you get a hard on giving Lassie a fatality!"

by SSantos April 4, 2007

necrobeastiafeleizum

someone who has sex with dead animals

necrobeastiafeleizum is a mix of necrofyliac and beastiality

by dora-explord-me February 23, 2011