A shirley myers is a sexual act in which a women shaves the area around a mans anus, before licking it. The act coined its name a long time ago in country Victoria, Australia.
by j'onn j'onzz December 13, 2013
Usually occurs when a white male teacher with lots of head either:
a) ejaculates himself onto a new topic
b) The class rapes the current topic and gang sidetracks a new hole in the old topic
May also be called "Pulling a stiff Myers" in cases of extreme Butt Pluggage
a) ejaculates himself onto a new topic
b) The class rapes the current topic and gang sidetracks a new hole in the old topic
May also be called "Pulling a stiff Myers" in cases of extreme Butt Pluggage
Mr. Bladow pulled a Myers yesterday when he started to talk about World War 2 instead of teaching us German.
Miss Pogue pulled a stiff Myers when she showed an "adult" rated film to the class and refused to fast forward inappropriate parts of the film, instead insisting on rewinding it several times to show us what a pile driven dirty sanchez truly is.
Miss Pogue pulled a stiff Myers when she showed an "adult" rated film to the class and refused to fast forward inappropriate parts of the film, instead insisting on rewinding it several times to show us what a pile driven dirty sanchez truly is.
by Eldo's_Fuehrer:ConnorCampanero August 21, 2009
Michael Audrey Myers:
Born 1957. He was a very smart kid growing up, living a normal life. Until he started to act a little less normal than usual. Then on October 31, 1963, six year old Michael Myers brutally murdered his seventeen year old sister. He was locked away at the Smiths Grove-Warren County Sanitarium for the murder. He remained there for fifteen years, until on October 30, 1978, when he escaped. Twenty-one year old Michael Myers heads home to Haddonfield, Illinois. He chases down his remaining sister, Laurie Strode, who was adopted by a new family after the murder of Judith Myers. Michael Myers is the villain that started it all. He layed the groundwork for all those shitty knock-offs like Freddy or Jason. He doesn't stop until it's done. He is just simply evil.
Born 1957. He was a very smart kid growing up, living a normal life. Until he started to act a little less normal than usual. Then on October 31, 1963, six year old Michael Myers brutally murdered his seventeen year old sister. He was locked away at the Smiths Grove-Warren County Sanitarium for the murder. He remained there for fifteen years, until on October 30, 1978, when he escaped. Twenty-one year old Michael Myers heads home to Haddonfield, Illinois. He chases down his remaining sister, Laurie Strode, who was adopted by a new family after the murder of Judith Myers. Michael Myers is the villain that started it all. He layed the groundwork for all those shitty knock-offs like Freddy or Jason. He doesn't stop until it's done. He is just simply evil.
Michael Myers made Halloween scarier and more famous than it already was.
Michael Myers could kick Freddy's and Jason's ass.
Michael Myers could kick Freddy's and Jason's ass.
by sadlfj;sklfjklasj June 12, 2007
i've actually seen 4 different guys:
1. the best one being the reknown Canadian actor who played wayne in Wayne's World, was on SNL and a bunch of other things, basically the funniest guy on the face of the earth
2. guy from Haloween who killed all the people, also known as Michael Myers
3. lefty "specialist" who played for the red sox in 2004-2005 and then defected to the yankees in 2006, as a yankee he recently gave up a huge go ahead 3 run homer to Big Papi David Ortiz (whose a lefty) to lose a game for the yankees
4. gay computer guy who was the star of all videos i had to watch in my computer training class in high school; this guy would give hard drive a blowjob if you asked him to, also likes to be called Michael Myers
1. the best one being the reknown Canadian actor who played wayne in Wayne's World, was on SNL and a bunch of other things, basically the funniest guy on the face of the earth
2. guy from Haloween who killed all the people, also known as Michael Myers
3. lefty "specialist" who played for the red sox in 2004-2005 and then defected to the yankees in 2006, as a yankee he recently gave up a huge go ahead 3 run homer to Big Papi David Ortiz (whose a lefty) to lose a game for the yankees
4. gay computer guy who was the star of all videos i had to watch in my computer training class in high school; this guy would give hard drive a blowjob if you asked him to, also likes to be called Michael Myers
1. mike myers is the funniest dude on the face of the earth
2. mike (michael) myers put on his jason mask and killed 652 people this weekend with a machete
3. mike myers is a shit pitcher
4. mike (michael) myers sucks computer pole
2. mike (michael) myers put on his jason mask and killed 652 people this weekend with a machete
3. mike myers is a shit pitcher
4. mike (michael) myers sucks computer pole
by andy40250 July 13, 2006
Brutal mass murderer. Disturbed as a child, he was chosen to be inflicted with the Curse of Thorn, which focused his rage on his family and made him invincible. He has murdered scores of people, but is catatonic between Halloweens in which the Thorn constellation is present.
Michael Myers as a character was blemished by having his ass kicked by Busta Rhymes in Halloween: Resurrection.
by Kain October 17, 2004
Shirtless Michael Myers (Daddy Myers) is an imaginary skin that the Dead by Daylight fanbase hopes comes to the game. He has big muscles too, ;).
Daddy Myers Fan 1: OMG, I really hope Daddy Myers comes to the game.
Depressed Guy: It'll never happen.
Depressed Guy: It'll never happen.
by The guy he is looking for November 5, 2019
An extremely funny, Canadian (oh yeah!!) actor, who started out on SNL, and later went on to making hilarious movies, such as the "Austin Powers" series, the "Shrek" series (MY FAVOURITE!!!), "Axe Murderer", "The Cat In The Hat"...etc.
by nickchik April 14, 2006