that’s my mom

A phrase you say when somebody calls your mother hot and/or says they want to screw her.

Boy 1: Wow look at her, she is so hot, I would totally smash

Boy 2: Bro, that’s my mom

Boy 1: I would still smash tho

by Big Despacito Boi June 1, 2019

my mom

The most dumb, gay, annoying answer ever when you ask someone where did they come from, when you mean the town, state, or city they came from.

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When "Rachel" introduces "Lauren" (a friend from another town who came to visit her school for a day) to all her friends,
her friend "Gabby" asks her a question.

Gabby: Hey, where did you come from?
Rachel: My mom.

by Twilght_girl_0012 February 20, 2009

My Mom

my mom is the fattest most grossest uglyest bitch ever to walk the earth
and has a dick

damn that person looks like my mom

by jake April 6, 2003

My Mom

the president

"dude, omg. my moms trying to increase taxes. i hate her!" or "that republican bitch. i hope she dies"

by crackersam April 27, 2003

My Mom

some whore addicted to crack who fucks a diff. guy every night 4 pleasure.

Dude mym mom is so fuckin Gross!

by Shea April 6, 2003

MY MOM

the punchline in a joke

"you know who else is my mom? MY MOM!"

by the guy under you December 20, 2021

my mom is on the browser

when your teachers think you said you called your mom a porn star and really you said browser wich is a place to search things

when child yells during class my mom is on the browser

by lil catfood October 23, 2018