I found some cats outside my house

Used when you want to attract the attention of a large crowd of people by decieving everyone by thinking you are displaying some cute cats outside ur house but in reality its a picture of ur penis

Person 1: Hey guys, I found some cats outside my house.

Everyone: *Looks*

by peenster65 October 17, 2021

Get outa my house

An expression that can be used in many different ways:
1. Yelling at someone to leave your residence
2. When you don't believe someone
3. When you are mad at someone
4. To show dominance
5. Just anywhere

1. Bob, get outa my house! Right now!
2. For reals? No.. Get outa my house
3. F**k you! Get outa my house
4. Awww, you just got wrecked! Now, get outa my house!
5. Bob: "sup man?"
Antonio: "get outa my house!"

by Cucci cucci coo September 24, 2011

I can see my house from here

A hyperbolic joke made by people who are rather high up in the air, but not high (or close) enough to actually see their houses.

Sylvie on a ferris wheel: "Don't rock the cart, we're so high up! Like, I can see my house from here"

by mcilroga October 31, 2008

blows my house

Similar to blows my mind or rocks my world a phrase used to indicate something that one is enjoying or finds to be very good.

This record totally blows my house!

by Felan February 9, 2005

Ain't My House!!!

Phrase used to signify no risk of consequences or reprecussions. Particlarly in a party setting.

Barry "Holy shit, you just smashed a hole in Evan Stone's wall."

Cadillac Joe "Hahaha, AIN'T MY HOUSE!!!"

by Neo June 13, 2003

There is someone in my house

Help

Help there is someone in my house right now about our kill me

by Elimijo March 20, 2022

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

Shit my pants when I first heard the noise.

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

by Evilous Dark Power November 30, 2020