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I ate my grandma

by Asleep123 April 7, 2023
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My Grandma!

by the pizza guy February 19, 2015
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Two midgets and my grandma

This is a damn good night. Its one of those nights that turns in to a story that you can tell at work and have people hanging off your every word.
O my sweet Jesus last night was Fucked. This moring i woke-up With
two midgets and my grandma
by Psycosmoke April 20, 2005
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my grandma got a vasectomy

The ultimate flex. Commonly used in influx situations when faced with complex disparities. Is a comical term, used by the longest of dong men.
Ay that mf potato flammin, my grandma got a vasectomy.
by Jejeejje July 19, 2020
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My Grandma’s Right Knee

where did my grandma’s right knee go
by EggYT December 23, 2024
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spank my granny

Omg , I'm so desperate! Is there anywhere I could spank my granny in here?
by IBanana03 June 3, 2018
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Polishing My Granite

Lubing up your winkie and polishing until completion.
My girl and I were having an amazing night but the best part when she would start Polishing My Granite winkie.
by graniteman1960 February 21, 2020
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