My mom

She’s beautiful and caring and is incredible 😎✌️🧡
My mom is the best!
by Layla12345 September 23, 2019
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that’s my mom

A phrase you say when somebody calls your mother hot and/or says they want to screw her.
Boy 1: Wow look at her, she is so hot, I would totally smash

Boy 2: Bro, that’s my mom

Boy 1: I would still smash tho
by Big Despacito Boi June 02, 2019
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My mom

How the hell does the crap above this get into urbandictionary....cmon people..we need editors that actually read it..not just click and go "next".......this is ridicoulous...i submitted something that was actually real...its used around here but then this stuff gets put in
man that stuff is mega crapzorz..i'dnt it..my mom writes better stuff than that
by what tha mangorino November 18, 2005
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my mom

The most dumb, gay, annoying answer ever when you ask someone where did they come from, when you mean the town, state, or city they came from.
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When "Rachel" introduces "Lauren" (a friend from another town who came to visit her school for a day) to all her friends,
her friend "Gabby" asks her a question.

Gabby: Hey, where did you come from?
Rachel: My mom.
by Twilght_girl_0012 February 09, 2009
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My mom

shes a hoe that has no life and wont let me hav one, shes ways to protective and calls me a hoe, she only trust very few friends and thinks the other ones are criminals which they arint that fuckin hoe
Whoa shit man my moms way to protective
by PYRO October 11, 2004
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MY MOM

by the guy under you December 21, 2021
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my mom is on the browser

when your teachers think you said you called your mom a porn star and really you said browser wich is a place to search things
when child yells during class my mom is on the browser
by lil catfood October 23, 2018
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