My mom

She’s beautiful and caring and is incredible 😎✌️🧡

My mom is the best!

by Layla12345 September 22, 2019

that’s my mom

A phrase you say when somebody calls your mother hot and/or says they want to screw her.

Boy 1: Wow look at her, she is so hot, I would totally smash

Boy 2: Bro, that’s my mom

Boy 1: I would still smash tho

by Big Despacito Boi June 1, 2019

My mom

How the hell does the crap above this get into urbandictionary....cmon people..we need editors that actually read it..not just click and go "next".......this is ridicoulous...i submitted something that was actually real...its used around here but then this stuff gets put in

man that stuff is mega crapzorz..i'dnt it..my mom writes better stuff than that

by what tha mangorino December 28, 2005

my mom

The most dumb, gay, annoying answer ever when you ask someone where did they come from, when you mean the town, state, or city they came from.

:

When "Rachel" introduces "Lauren" (a friend from another town who came to visit her school for a day) to all her friends,
her friend "Gabby" asks her a question.

Gabby: Hey, where did you come from?
Rachel: My mom.

by Twilght_girl_0012 February 20, 2009

My mom

shes a hoe that has no life and wont let me hav one, shes ways to protective and calls me a hoe, she only trust very few friends and thinks the other ones are criminals which they arint that fuckin hoe

Whoa shit man my moms way to protective

by PYRO October 11, 2004

MY MOM

the punchline in a joke

"you know who else is my mom? MY MOM!"

by the guy under you December 20, 2021

my mom is on the browser

when your teachers think you said you called your mom a porn star and really you said browser wich is a place to search things

when child yells during class my mom is on the browser

by lil catfood October 23, 2018