fall on my coffee table

Inviting one or more parties to openly participate in sexual activities. Synonymous with "come hit that" and "smack that ass".

Come by my place and fall on my coffee table.

by cautiscy September 2, 2009

dip your snickerdoodle in my coffee

An invitation for initializing a lesbian relationship

Hey, girl. We have been friends for years, and I am tired of guys. So can You dip your snickerdoodle in my coffee?

by Theconstant May 16, 2018

A brownie with my morning coffee

A subtle way of mentioning you took an enjoyable poo this morning while or before drinking your coffee.

Sorry for being late. I had a brownie with my morning coffee, and it took longer than expected.

by Legalbaguette May 9, 2023

My Fucking Coffee

The whole reason most of you made it this far

Don't talk to me until I had my fucking coffee.

If you spill my fucking coffee I'm going to kill you.

by YOUЯ ЯEAL NAME August 6, 2025

Hold My Coffee

Something people say when they are about to do something cool/badass

Tyrone: Yo run 1s in basketball

Carl: Hold my coffee

by tacomuncher_99 January 11, 2024

Who Stole My Coffee

Dark's search on a Discord Bot

Who Stole My Coffee!!

by CocaineDude February 1, 2021