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Musulman

King of the Douche Lords. He can be descirbed as a man in his late 70s who likes to troll around bodybuilding boards trying to make fun of the little kiddies. But in reality, he's into "buggering" and things of that nature.
Me: "What did you eat for lunch?"

Musulman: "Buncha Heavy Cream"

Me: "What? Do you swallow"

Musulman: "Only when buggering"

Me: "Nigga Please!"
by jcwells8432 September 29, 2010
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morning musume

Proof that a large segment of the population of Japan needs to turn off their televisions and take a long walk out of doors while thinking carefully about the heritage they will be bestowing upon future generations. The girls/media darlings/masturbatory fantasies who comprise the group are not expected to "sing" or "dance" in the ordinary senses of the words; rather, their relentless appearances on television and radio is meant to deaden the souls of those few individuals who still have one. In the larger scheme of things, Morning Musume helps make a handful of rich people richer while perpetuating, if not exacerbating, the nation's endemic molestation of young girls on crowded trains.
1 - (at the supermarket)

"Morning Musume on the radio AGAIN! I just want to buy some fermented soybeans and pickled ginger shreds in peace! My god , I have to get out of this country!"

2 -

Taro: "Have you seen the cover of the latest Mo-Musu single? The cross-eyed one is so cute and do-able!"

Masahiro: "You really are a depraved fucker, aren't you Taro-kun? Tell you what - the next time you reveal your sickness to me I am going to beat you into a coma with a copy of 'Lolita', wakarimashita ka?"
by Capa Boobarang December 26, 2008
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choke on a dick musubi

An expression of dislike or extreme dislike for another person.

This expression originated from audience reaction of an episode of Bizarre Foods where Andrew Zimmern is repulsed by the some Hawaiian cuisine, specifically Spam musubi and poi.
Andrew Zimmern thinks that spam musubi is repulsive? He can choke on a dick musubi!
by sileightymania January 11, 2010
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morning musume

A group of Japanese "singers" that increase and decrease in number every once a while. The group is most popular amongst primary and secondary girls, also by some sad males who live in their sad own world (aka OTAKU). They cannot sing or dance but together as a group, they try to make things look and sound good.
phew!! You guys sing like Morning Musume!! p-u-k-e
by Whale watcher April 22, 2003
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musum

A person with a large long face, rather like a horse with a musum or food ba on its face. Remember, looooong!!
Here comes musum face
Look at that boys musum
by Leicester Liver February 9, 2005
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musular

i have a lot of "musular" strenf
by mike morgan November 4, 2002
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musulungo

Definition of musulungo: Someone who is extremely gay and not afraid to show it. In other words a flamboyant gay man as portrayed in many mainstream movies.
Robert : Hey Harold did you see Jessica walking next to that gay guy.
Harold: How do you know he's gay?
Robert: Just look at him he's a total musulungo.
Harold: Oh, I see it now.
by The GUI cellist October 3, 2017
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