The Musselman Choke

When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.

An example of somebody pulling The Musselman Choke is:

Person 1:i think i will get the waffles

Person 2: I'm gonna get pancakes

Waiter: what could i get you guys?

Person 1: can i get the pancakes

Waiter: and for you?

Person 2: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too

Person 1: Dude, you just pulled The Musselman Choke

by Hunger Striker July 8, 2011

Bush Mussel

A word used to refer to a woman’s vagina.

I have not had sex in a while. I would like to get myself another bush mussel.

by abzynth August 5, 2018

quagga mussel

quagga (manwhore) but a woman

woman whores are QUAGGA MUSSELS!!!

by SHUTUAP January 13, 2023

Musselburgh

A shithole on the east coast of Scotland home of junkies and benefit lovers

Greg: god Musselburgh is a shithole

Peter:completely agree

by Tarbigbomber July 30, 2021

musselwhite

coming from the greek word dick. or dickhead. 2. a man who doesn't get laid enough and is probably acting like a douchebaG.

for example " my ex husband is such a musselwhite" or "he's a regular musselwhite".

by no one will ever know January 14, 2008

mussel juice

a small amount of saline liquid thats produced when vigourously shaking hands with russel the love mussel

"i think my mussel's cooked baby, fancy some mussel juice"

by mr-mussel July 14, 2005

mussel gallop

female orgasm, synonymous definition

first heard on sponge bob / squarepants, altered context
quote: sandy cheeks: mussel gallop!!

by octan January 7, 2006