Muskets

Large calf muscles which make a man's legs extremely desireable to women.

"damn! look at the muskets on Zach."
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"damn Greer, you got some big 'ol muskets."

by Manny Arocha June 22, 2006

muckers

E ecstasy tablets pills

Hey mate got any muckers for the rave

by boardie September 26, 2004

dogtanian and the muskerhounds

The shittest cartoon series ever shown on the BBC. Was based on the '3 musketeers' by Dumas except in this all the characters were dogs or cats or fucking sheep or something which gives us the clever title. Went on and on and on and on for fucking months without ever getting anywhere.
The animation was shite and the 'dogtanian' character had a really irritating squeeky yank voice

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

muskeers

Muskeers are a mix of musketeers and brewers (beer makers). bootyful

The Muskeers went to octoberfest to try the beer.

by JoJo, Sarah Beara, and Maddog October 18, 2015

MUSKERTWATS

Group of 6 school girls who hang out as well as talk shit about people send lip syncing videos and ask outfit opinions on group chat.dont get on the wrong side of one of the MUSKERTWATS it could trigger all of them

Person 1:have you heard about the MUSKERTWATS

Person 2 :yeah they're that squad from school

by Goddamittttttyguys February 8, 2017

Muskercunt

A muskercunt is a natural born sesh leader with an obsession for gear, beer and brasses.

The 4 muskercunts went out for 1 pint but ended up spending 4 grand, catching aids and shitting their pants, returning home 3 days later only to find a pot noodle in the cupboard.

by Stretch Docs January 3, 2019

muckers cream

Muckers cream is a foul thick brown poo like substance which is featured on dick&doms bungalow.

You fancy a bit of muckers cream mate.

by Frasslerdez February 13, 2021