National Murph Day

On the 12th of April and 8th of November people across the world celebrate all Murphy’s especially male as they are without a doubt the worlds greatest creations

“Are you celebrating National Murph Day this year”. “ Yes I will kiss any Murphy I see”

by Derick1357pwexs April 11, 2019

dook a murph

to stub your toe

Ouchiekaboobles!!! I just dooked a murph! Eader you shouldn't have been standing there.

by Dee Richardson March 28, 2004

E Dog Murph

A lanky white boy who tends to enjoy doing the cotsy bop

See him ya? He’s some E Dog Murph I tell yah!

by anonymous November 13, 2020

Dirty Murph

awful fortnite player not fresh not clean at ALL

hey guys wanna play squads on fortnite?
sure as long as we don’t play with Dirty Murph i’m tryna win

by asherzoooo September 12, 2018

Murphy dick

When a man gets an erection for no apparent reason, usually in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Jimmy goes up the to front of the classroom to give a speech.
Teacher: Jimmy whats that in your pants?
Classmate: Haha he's got a murphy dick how embarrassing.
Jimmy: Shut up its not my fault!

by beerrunbandit92 September 9, 2010

Murphy Duck

The act of leaving a bar, restaurant, or other social gathering, usually serving alcohol, without informing your friends or party in advance, or only sharing the information with a select one/few before your departure. Chicago Southside in origin.

"Hey, anyone see Mick?"
"Ahh, the bastard musta pulled the Murphy Duck..."

"FFS... My ex just showed up. I'm gonna pull a Murphy Duck out the back before she sees me. Later..."

by Captain Pimptastic March 1, 2023

Murphy's day

Based on Murphy's law, which posited ""Anything that can go wrong will go wrong". A day in which everything is messed up.

-Hey Peter, what's up with you.
- Oh, man. Today was a Murphy's day from start to finish. I missed the bus, was late for work and got suspended.

by Skr! September 30, 2011