mule bits

an religious organisation run by wilbur soot and a traumatized tubbo in which they do a lot of drugs

come get your MULE BITS ,come one come all ,get your MULE BITS

by identifiedBy_ February 7, 2021

mulge

Mulging is the art of destroying someone, often times in a video game. The history of the word comes from the abbreviation "MLG" which stands for Major League Gaming. It was often said that something was "MLG" when a clutch move was pulled. It was quite a hassle to always say the letters "M...L...G" so it became known as MULGE to the best players in the world. It is a nice single syllable word to describe the clutch ability of a professional player.

Mulge can also be used in the act of raping someone, literally or mentally. Players such as Jameskkkkk often get mulge in their mouths when they try to compete with quality people.

Ex1. "WHAT A MULGE ARROW, BOW TO ME BITCHES!"

Ex2. "Yo bro you see me mulge that kid? He had no chance."
"Yeah you're a real mulger!"

Ex3. "Yo Hoe, u want sum mulge in yo mouth? Cuz datz what you gunna get."

by BlaxInPax December 8, 2009

muff mule

A moderately large hoofed mammal found in parts of North America and Western Europe. The muff mule utilizes its mountain goat like beard and pronounced lips to pleasure the muff of any woman who dares to interact with it. The muff mule will feast on a muff for over 5 hours consecutively once he has seduced his prey. It is due to extremely developed jaw muscles that the muff mule is capable of such long lasting muff feasting sessions. The muff mule's temperament, while normally subdued and peaceful, has been known to become aggressive and violent toward those who interfere with it after it has begun its ritual of muff seduction or muff feasting.

My girlfriend and I went hiking, but we ran into a fucking muff mule. Once she saw its beard it was all over, it feasted on her muff for hours while I had to just watch lest I be brutally kicked by the defensive muff mule.

by Meat Meaters October 12, 2009

prison mule

Usually a “free staff” employee in a prison who smuggles drugs in to incarcerated folks.

If you watch that nurse’s body language and how she moves through her day, you can clearly see that she’s a prison mule.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 20, 2019

undress the mule

An ambiguous term that can be applied to describe something that is open to interpretation, in order to disguise it's true meaning. Used to be vague about the true nature of what is being discussed. The more it doesn't make sense, the better.

Steven: What does 'undress the mule' mean?
Scott: It means to undress the mule.
Steven: How do I undress the mule on undressing the mule?
Scott: Well, what do you think? How would one undress a mule?
Kyle: The more important question is, do you believe?
Steven: Do I believe in undressing the mule?
Kyle: No. Do you believe?
Steven: ...

by RRCsteve June 27, 2011

Muller cornered

When the painters are in but your girlfriend can't resist the urge for some love yoghurt, and the outcome resembles a stirred-up strawberry Muller Corner.

Susan: "Not tonight I'm afraid, I've already had to change my knickers three times today"
Clive: "Can I just stick it in anyway?"
Susan: "Fine, but don't forget the mess you made when you Muller cornered me last time!"

by mylittlewhiteslug September 20, 2018

Muldered

When a guy says he will get you a beer and doesn't; When said person says he "forgot his wallet"; When said person sleeps on your couch.

Man, we went to White Castle last night and he "muldered" me.

by Joe Joe the Idiot Boy May 29, 2011