Muffing 

When you get up in the morning and your eyes are crusted shut and you know you should not go on your phone but you do it anyway.

Dude, why are you muffing at 6:00 clock in the morning.

Muffing by One off handle June 9, 2020

finger muffing

giving your friend a sneak attack with your index and middle finger up his bum hole

luke likes when it is finger muffing time

Jake: ah shit he just fingermuffed my asshole

Luke: Oh ya i did smell my fingers

finger muffing by perry for president October 22, 2009

Moffling 

The act of masterbating in a public location.

Person 1: What is Jay doing over in the corner of the computer lab?

Person 2: Oh hes just moffling himself.

Moffling by TImothy W January 9, 2009

Muffing Off 

when two close female friends, ie. lesbians, find themselves in the throes of passion and proceed to make sweet girl-girl love

hey man, did i tell what i saw at that party last night?
nuh.
i walked into this bedrrom and saw these chicks muffing off.

Muffing Off by Tripp Dusty January 3, 2010

Muffington 

A guy who likes muffing or to "go down" on his chick.

You are such a muffington

Muffington by Sipz March 7, 2018

ear muffing 

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

ear muffing by brian mayer July 14, 2015

muffing 

forcefully placing the female genitals over the mouth/nose.

He needs a good muffing.

muffing by BC Ted August 9, 2003