muffed

when someone sitting on a piece of furniture (couch) farts and stays sitting down (not getting up at all) causing the fart to be held within the furniture

Broski why does this chair smell like ass???

oh Elaine muffed...

by jamankita October 17, 2010

muf

someone who does not know the meaning of the word is a muf, until you know what it means you are one.

fred: "what's a muf"?
george:"you're a muf"

by youre a muf November 22, 2010

Muf

Material Unaccounted For

"The missing nuclear waste is MUF"

by Randy Piper(aka Shit Goose) March 22, 2005

Muffed

A term describing something or someone is fucked up, but in a polite way, specifically, in public.

Dude, the other day, he tried something out and it was completely muffed up!

by Guilford309 July 12, 2011

Muffed

To be pussy whipped or handcuffed by the muff.

Jannette- "Did Liam stay in with his wife again?"
Nathaniel- "Ya, he's muffed."

by JoyRider August 26, 2009

MUF

MUF -

Abbrieviation of "Make-Up Failure".

For those girls who slap on the bronzer, and foundation, for those girls who have abnormally rosey cheeks, and for those girls who have eyes as black as the night.

1)

Girl 1: HAHAHA Did you see Jenny today?

Girl 2: Yeah, i mean what a MUF!

2)

Boy 1: I fancy some girl in my maths class... but i don't know what to do, she's such a MUF.

Boy 2: NO MAN, you can do so much better.

by MCLIV January 14, 2010

muffed

To be heavily intoxicated and/or high.

Mikey- Dude did you see John at the party last night?

Tyler- No why?

Mikey- He was muffed!

Tyler- Damn!

by Lil Beetch May 03, 2011