Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide

The Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide involves the following; one extra large adult diaper, and a heaping dose of laxatives. To carry out the act, two people engaged in coitus wear the same adult diaper an hour or so after consuming the laxatives. Ideally, during climax the fecal material should begin to leak thoroughly, coating the couple.

My grandmother got a serious urinary tract infection after doing the Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide.

by Ryan & Ben January 28, 2007

longjaw mudsucker

A person that has agreed to go to an event, but every time they open their mouth there is an excuse as to why they are late and never end up making it.

The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.

I just called Marin to see why he was late, but all I heard was excuses as to why he was late. I don't think he's going to make it, he is such a longjaw mudsucker.

by SpekTro April 5, 2015

Midnight Mudslide

Similar to a wet dream, a midnight mudslide occurs when an individual defecates in bed due to a dream. The fecal matter is then smeared around in the sheets as the individual rolls around in their sleep thereby creating a midnight mudslide.

I had a midnight mudslide last night; I had to throw away my sheets.

by jfont April 20, 2021

mudshot

turgid wet mix of poo that is ejected with a single flexing of the gut. Shrapnel splatter is an acceptable casualty, but the bulk of the pile should be a singular paddy centered directly under anus. Often accompanied by feeling of well being and accomplishment. Underreported as the Eureka moment it is.

He lowered himself and quenched. The mudshot was almost painful, it was so beautiful. He felt himself drawn to a bright light and people who had been long dead surrounded him. It's not your time yet, they told him. There is much wiping to do. When he opened his eyes, he knew what to do. He put in his notice at work and bought a Harley that afternoon.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

Acapulco Mudslide

Where you’re double teaming a lady friend with another guy, one guy at each end (commonly known as a spit roast, or pig on a spit) you stick your thumb up your own ass (DTT - drop the thumb). You go for a high five with the other guy, missing the offered hand on purpose, and stick your thumb in his mouth.

What happened last night?

Benny and I met up with this crazy chick, went to back to her room. While we were spit-roasting her, I hammered Benny with an Acapulco Mudslide.

No way?!

Way. Dude nearly vomited on the back of her head.

by Sharts At Will February 3, 2012

mudslime

Mudslime is a derogatory name for a muslim.

"Oh shit, mudslimes".

by jvkgj January 13, 2006

mudslanger

A redneck who frequently
-Blows all of their savings on overpriced four wheel-drive Ford, Dodge, or Ram trucks
-Marry women who are 305+ lbs
-Leave school after the third grade to help "Pap" on the farm
-Get fired from what could have been a steady job
-Drink so much moonshine that they wake up a week later in the oval office
-Value hunting skill over any degree or diploma
-Attends white supremacist meetings

John: "Did you hear that Buck is completely broke after he spent all of his money on his wedding with that 400 pound blob he calls his wife"
Mark: "Yea, I also heard that he took out a loan from the bank so that he can pay off his $75,000 Ford F750 supercharged custom"
John: "Yea. Buck's a real mudslanger"

by jawga-boy November 14, 2013