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Mudflaps 

The crease where the booty meets the back of the leg.
Did you see Maria’s booty shorts last night? Her mudflaps were clappin’.
Mudflaps by Stretchier August 6, 2022

Mudflaps 

Referring to the scrotum during the act of anal
I was getting some good @$$hole & disaster struck when a mess was made of my mudflaps.
Mudflaps by Thesaurusasaurus November 20, 2022

Mudflaps 

Shitting so hard you get shit on your own vagina, sharting onto your beef curtains
"Tricia, we have to leave. The Taco Bell gave me a serious case of mudflaps"

"Don't get the barbacoa at Chipotle, that shit will give you mudflaps
Mudflaps by SitMyPants January 23, 2025

mississippi mudflaps 

i nearly drowned in her mississippi mudflaps
mississippi mudflaps by gdaxon February 15, 2007

Turkish Mudflaps

The Set up:
For the Turkish Mudflaps to take place there are 3 key elements that are required to be present. First, the man involved must be short and slender. Second, the woman involved must so obese that her ass cheeks have rolls on her rolls. And the third, most crucial, element is that the woman must have a vicious case of diarrhea.

The Act:
The male starts by engaging in anal sex (it should be noted at this point that the because of the thrusting, diarrhea will and MUST be pulled out, pushed back in, and smeared all over the ass cheek rolls, making a giant mess and resembling soiled mud flaps). When the male is ready to nut, he quickly pulls out, jumps up and spins around landing on the small of the woman’s back. As the male nuts over the target area he then jumps down, slapping her ass cheeks together/around mixing the poop and nut to produce a truly vile mess.
"That little dude likes to do the turkish mudflaps with the chubbies he fucks."

"You hear what that guy did? Apparently, he pulled off the turkish mudflaps with that 3-bill Jill sittin' over there! What a sick fuck!"
Turkish Mudflaps by Schpooken November 5, 2009

Danish Mudflaps 

Pretty much the same thing as Turkish mudflaps, but neater and with better insurance
Danish Mudflaps by Maggot211 May 11, 2015