mucker

another term for oral stimulation of the penis

"She gives good muckers"

by Chuck March 29, 2005

mucker

One how indulges in methamphetamines.

A person who does wordmuck/word

The mucker was upset when he ran out of speed.

by Moji JoMama August 23, 2003

mucker

A non-vulgar way of calling a person a fucker. An ass who screws around or messes with another person to put a situation into a state a crap.

"... your a mucker for doing this to me ... Thanks"

by jeefb April 17, 2006

mucker

One who is high on meth and steals anything, insignificant or not, just for the sake of stealing.

"The muckers broke into Johns house after he got busted"
"That bitch mucked my jeans and my dope!"

by Gkelly September 25, 2005

mother mucker

When you want to call someone a mother fucker, but don't want to get in trouble.

Origin:
In Texas Hold'em, you can fold your hand and throw your cards into the "muck". Now imagine someone does that to a mom. Pretty messed up.

"Hey why do I not get a raise this year? I'm outta here you mother mucker"

"Oh this mother mucker just cut in front of me."

by Kevin Ju-ann May 16, 2021

Barn Mucker

An Individual who participates and thoroughly enjoys performing oral sex on females.

1) We're all Barn Muckers here
2) That Eddie is a damn fine Barn Mucker.
3) See all those beauty guys right there? Barn Muckers for sure.

by Blackhawkz11 November 18, 2010

Barn Mucker

Someone who enjoys having sex with the elderly.

You are such a barn mucker, stop fishing for hoes at the bingo hall!

by Schlongdong69 January 16, 2019