Gaz: 'Oi, Phil, what day is it?'
Phil: 'It's Monday.'
Gaz: 'Well, you know what that means.'
Phil: 'Certainly do. Mozam-'
Gaz: 'That's right. Mozam Mondays.'
Phil: 'I'll ring the Delia and get a couple grams of the old Mozambique in for us then.'
Gaz: 'You're my best mate.'
Phil: 'It's Monday.'
Gaz: 'Well, you know what that means.'
Phil: 'Certainly do. Mozam-'
Gaz: 'That's right. Mozam Mondays.'
Phil: 'I'll ring the Delia and get a couple grams of the old Mozambique in for us then.'
Gaz: 'You're my best mate.'
by BadgerMcCoy November 2, 2021

by rubberducky624 June 21, 2021

When you and your red wine drunk friends think Madagascar is Mozambique, creating an all encompassing term for similar snafus.
by Stephistar June 24, 2019

by Strun strun March 29, 2021

The act of a group of people getting out of a car at a red light and quickly rubbing their taints on the car behind them. This is all done before the light turns green.
by Ana Ferrel July 29, 2023

Mozambique here
by Totokis May 7, 2020

The Mozambique Chanel (pronounced like the designer brand) neighbours the mozambique channel located between the Southeast African countries of Madagascar and Mozambique.
It is iconic.
Often like in the game stardew valley, it sells designer books on certain dates.
It is iconic.
Often like in the game stardew valley, it sells designer books on certain dates.
Melania: "I can't find the mozambique chanel on this map!!"
Leo: "You mean the mozambique channel?"
Melania: "NO! The mozambique chanel."
Leo: "You mean the mozambique channel?"
Melania: "NO! The mozambique chanel."
by Codfish4 January 10, 2025
