The act of a group of people getting out of a car at a red light and quickly rubbing their taints on the car behind them. This is all done before the light turns green.
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by Lich Vegas Baby November 9, 2019
Gaz: 'Oi, Phil, what day is it?'
Phil: 'It's Monday.'
Gaz: 'Well, you know what that means.'
Phil: 'Certainly do. Mozam-'
Gaz: 'That's right. Mozam Mondays.'
Phil: 'I'll ring the Delia and get a couple grams of the old Mozambique in for us then.'
Gaz: 'You're my best mate.'
Phil: 'It's Monday.'
Gaz: 'Well, you know what that means.'
Phil: 'Certainly do. Mozam-'
Gaz: 'That's right. Mozam Mondays.'
Phil: 'I'll ring the Delia and get a couple grams of the old Mozambique in for us then.'
Gaz: 'You're my best mate.'
by BadgerMcCoy November 2, 2021
When you and your red wine drunk friends think Madagascar is Mozambique, creating an all encompassing term for similar snafus.
That was a classic Mozambique mix-up!
by Stephistar June 24, 2019
Lifting a hefty yet sagging pair of jungle tiddies using principles of physics assisted by modern mechanics.
by YARKHAN October 28, 2020