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Mountaineers

Nickname of the world famous and world class West Virginia University, also known as WVU. The Mountaineers are by far the best football team in the Big East, winning three straight conference championships (no, Pitt fans, you can't say the same thing, cause Pitt sucks). Also home of the best basketball coach in the nation, John Beilein.
Did you see the Mountaineers destroy Georgia in the Sugar Bowl?

Pittsburgh Panthers are a bunch of whimps, they ain't got no guts. Ask any Mountaineer and he'll tell you that the Panthers really suck!
by WVU_Jay July 2, 2006
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mountaineer

Someone who partcipates in one of the world's truest sports: Climbing mountains.
Sir Edmund Hillary, Ed Viesturs or Conrad Anker.
by jason December 18, 2003
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Filthy Mountaineer

An ugly prank played after camping with one's best friend or girlfriend and eating a generous amount of grilled hot dogs or Brats. The pair hike to a nearby summit (preferably one of 8000' or more). Once at the summit and both persons are ready to expel the winers, the prankster takes initiative to find a viewable open location to do the deed. The prankster drops his/her pants whilst yelling to the prankee to look towards their bare ass, which should then be blowing mud toward the prankee as they look over. Hence the Filthy Mountaineer.
We hiked and hiked. Suddenly, I really had to go shit so I dropped my pants in front of Cindy and gave her a Filthy mountaineer!
by J>C>B March 5, 2008
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Mountaineer

verb (Mountaineers, Mountaineering; past and past participle Mountaineered)

The act of losing a football game to an opponent (typically, Syracuse) that your fan base considered to be so inferior that it was an insult to have to play them. This superiority complex is made all the more glaring by the fact that your team is historically mediocre, and by many indications fairly evenly matched to the opponent. Despite losing, claims of superiority usually persist after the game, with comments such as, "we didn't really care about this game," "our conference is better," or, "we're in the AAU!" being employed to make up for the loss. Most perplexing, fan bases have been known to continue to refer to the winning opponent as "very, very bad." These feelings of superiority are sometimes aided by confusing conference affiliation for team affiliation.

History:
West Virginia vs Syracuse, 2012 Pinstripe Bowl: Origin of the word. In the weeks leading up to the game, commentators on The Smoking Musket complained that they deserved a better opponent than Syracuse. West Virginia lost the game, 38-14.

Maryland vs Syracuse, Nov. 9, 2013: Prior to the game fans on Testudo Times counted Syracuse as an easy win. Maryland lost to Syracuse, 20-3. After the game, Syracuse was called "very, very bad" on the blog.

Minnesota vs Syracuse, 2013 Texas Bowl: Like West Virginia a year before, commentators on The Daily Gopher complained that they deserved a better bowl and opponent. Minnesota lost 21-17.
Despite being warned that they risked Mountaineering, and despite having only a single 9-win season since 1905, Minnesota fans claimed they were superior to Syracuse, and would surely beat them soundly.

Minnesota Mountaineered the game, 21-17.
by ccap83 December 28, 2013
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Brokeback Mountaineer

The man in a gay relationship that does the penitrating. One could think of the one partner as the mountain, and the other partner as the mountaneer ready to concure him and plant his meat pole on the summit.
In Fred and Jims gay relationship Fred was the "Brokeback Mountaineer".
by Chet Anderson July 25, 2008
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mountaineers

Mascot of the amazing, history making Appalachian State University football team from Boone, North Carolina.

Important to note, "Appalachian" pronounced "app-uh-latch-un." Failure to properly pronounce the Mountaineers hometown will likely result in an ass kicking from said Mountaineers. And you do NOT want an ass kicking from a Mountaineer.
So, wait, which team won three consecutive national championships and beat Michigan in a season opener?

Cmon man, you know it was them Mountaineers!
by proud app alumn January 12, 2008
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muffin top mountaineer

there is two different kinds of muffin top mountaineers, vanilla and chocolate.

vanilla muffin top mountaineers are white men that cannot find/ or get any skinny or in shape women so they fall to the bottom of the food chain to obese, fat women.

chocolate muffin top mountaineers are men, mostly of african american decent who embark on adventures to find fat white girls to claim and conquer. Occasionally black girls. mostly white girls because thats what the chocolate muffin top mountaineers crave.
Dude check out colin, he's totally hitting on that fat bitch with grease stains on her shirt, what a vanilla muffin top mountaineer.

Yo nigga check out tyron, he's totally slappin his meat on that pasty fat hoe, lookin all like Buddha's sista watta chocolate muffin top mountaineer.
by thefatbitchslayer February 18, 2011
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