Forget man-eating spiders- moths are the pinnacle of evil scary bugs!
Just imagine a tiny butterfly capable of flying straight down your earhole and driving you crazy, except that moths aren't pretty lil' butterflies at all... they are ugly yet clever little turds who find their way into your room at night and fly around the lampshade, casting a huge shadow on the wall which looks like a demented pigeon, which causes you to soil yourself and go sleep on the couch downstairs. (Which, by the way, is where all the spiders are hiding. But you end up eating them in your sleep anyway so it's not so bad...)
Just imagine a tiny butterfly capable of flying straight down your earhole and driving you crazy, except that moths aren't pretty lil' butterflies at all... they are ugly yet clever little turds who find their way into your room at night and fly around the lampshade, casting a huge shadow on the wall which looks like a demented pigeon, which causes you to soil yourself and go sleep on the couch downstairs. (Which, by the way, is where all the spiders are hiding. But you end up eating them in your sleep anyway so it's not so bad...)
I suppose you could say I have a teeny weeny problem with moths, BUT CAN YOU BLAME ME??? MOTHS ARE PURE EVIL!!!
by The Paradiddle Pro September 04, 2004
Pete-"So whats your new chick look like bro?"
Wazza-"About as beautiful as a moth"
Pete- "What do you mean?"
Wazza-"Well she is no fuckin butterfly"
"The Moth"
Wazza-"About as beautiful as a moth"
Pete- "What do you mean?"
Wazza-"Well she is no fuckin butterfly"
"The Moth"
by Mr definition April 09, 2016
by Jamie Phillips July 03, 2006
Ursula: music without bass is like eating without anything this is why we're friends.
Gabi: unless its acoustic music then it's ok
Ursula:there you go mothing it up again!
Gabi: unless its acoustic music then it's ok
Ursula:there you go mothing it up again!
by gabigoesrawr September 21, 2010
A lowlife real piece of shit that waits until your not at home and then sneaks into your clothes basket without even asking and starts gorging himself.
Someone that cant be trusted around linen.
Someone that cant be trusted around linen.
by Randburg Trout February 26, 2011
A Mentally-Challenged Butterfly.
B: Hey look a butterfly!
P: No Berrit, that's a moth.
B: Oh, that's why it's retarded.
P: Good Job.
*Breaks into dance*
P: No Berrit, that's a moth.
B: Oh, that's why it's retarded.
P: Good Job.
*Breaks into dance*
by parnaznikamal June 18, 2010