Mother in law race

A car race, often held in conjunction with a demolition derby, e.g. at a county fair. The cars are junkers. The drivers are blindfolded (yes, blindfolded). There's a second person in the back seat of each car, the "mother in law", who shouts directions at the driver. "Gas!" "Left!" "Brake!" Hilarity ensues.

They're going to have a mother in law race at the fair this year! Whooo doggy!!

by Sticky the Clown April 29, 2011

mother in law

Simply put, a Bitch

I hate my mother in law.

by Josh Platt December 11, 2003

mother-in-law

A woman who bears children who one day wed, will find herself at the wedding day changed into a mother-in-law. This demotion of status as the previous Number One female in her children's world can create horrible changes in what was once a lovely woman. Most of the bad scenarios arise from a jealousy between wives and mother-in-laws, although there have been some husbands who have faced the wrath of a mother-in-law. A mother-in-law is generally seen as a mythically bad person. As a parallel, father-in-laws don't get the same bad rap.

New wife says, "I thought I married just my husband, but his mother is a huge part of our life!"

Therapist says, "Yes, she is your mother-in-law, and if you let her, she can destroy your marriage. Think - two women love the same man."

by A Wife June 23, 2005

mythering

1)Constant pestering
2)Annoying harrasment
3)Irratating tormenture

Frequent tactic used by children to obtain a desired effect. North English in word origin.

"Stop mythering me!"

by Sammi3 July 1, 2006

mothernyucka

A person who is very awkward and acts very odd. A mothernyucka also says the same things over and over in attempt to be social but ends up being more awkward. They are also very full of themselves and love to admire themselves whenever they can. They are usually really huge perverts as well.

Hahaha look at that kid. He's trying soo hard to be cool but hes just pissing everybody off and being a mothernyucka

by bixxn00d July 6, 2010

mother in law

Mother of spouse. Self rightous, beastly, female entity. Master of deception. Often dyes her hair in order to reflect a younger age. One who professes to be all knowing. She Who is Evil. The Heartless One.

After his mother in law's week-long visit, Rob had to call an excorcist and bathe himself in Holy Water to rid his home of the evil presence that she left behind.

by Super Gerbil! September 4, 2003

mother in law

A source of never ending pain and misery.

Who thought up this law?

by Shaun August 21, 2003