motherly instinct

It means if you hit, pinch, scream at, or talk to my child wrong when I'm not around...I'll feel it deep inside and I'll beat you within an inch of ur life!

I'm sorry you're in the hospital but my motherly instinct says you better not touch my child again!

by KandiRaine January 20, 2015

Lack of Motherly Hug Syndrome

Lack of Motherly Hug Syndrome (LMHS) is a very rare condition that a child endures when not receiving enough hugs from their mother, or a very meager, to no amount of affection. It is very uncommon to hear of LMHS, but it exists in families in which the mother is very mean and does not like to hug her children.

Man, my mom never stops giving me hugs! Its embarassing!!

Hey dude at least she cares about you!
I got this Lack of Motherly Hug Syndrome cause my mom hates me =(

by sad child October 19, 2008

Motherfapping

Fap fap fap = an onomatopoei for male wanking, masturbating, etc. Motherfapping is then used in place of Motherf*cking.

I'm so tired of this goddamn motherfapping homework!

by Carple April 19, 2009

Mothery Fuck

Being a derivative of the phrase "mother fucker" (and it's other derivative, "mother fuck"), an expression used to describe disbelief and awe; synonymous with such phrases as "holy shit" and "what the fuck."

Chuck: Sorry dude, but I wrecked your car last weekend.

Dante: Mothery fuck, you're such an idiot.

by PhillCantu93 January 27, 2010

motherpucker

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Big lips, due to surgery or due to genes. Could be considered sexy.

"Wow... She has a motherpucker! I wonder if she got that done?"

by Ashley31 May 19, 2008

motherpacker

A person who packs too much stuff for a holiday/vacation trip, usually ready for everything that might remotely happen, like a mom would.

"Geez, I have a tear on my board shorts!"

"Go ask Jenny if she brought a sewing kit, that girl is a motherpacker"

by konikz April 9, 2009

Motherpokers

People who constantly poke you in Facebook, even when you make it clear that you don't like it, and hate poking people in return

Those motherpokers! If they do it again, I'm going to block 'em!

by cbstraighteight September 26, 2015