Not a Mother's Day

The day that a woman gets her period, when she knows she is not pregnant.

Girl: I got my period today! I was so worried.
Girl friend: Happy Not a Mother's Day!

by toadaron December 8, 2011

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Anti-Mother’s Day

The day of June 6th signifies a day in which those who have a certain distaste or hatred for their birth mother

This year I’m celebrating Anti-Mother’s Day because my mom is the worst and I hate her guts

by Qwerty studios June 5, 2024

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the holiday celebrated on both Mother's and Father's Day by those single parents that have no actual children but only pets.

Permissible celebrations include cooking your favorite meal and feeding your pet from the table while you eat, forcing your pet to sit on the couch to watch a movie with you and buying yourself a gift, wrapping it and then opening it while you act surprised and thank your pet for the thoughtful gift.

Me and my dog sat and watched movies all day to celebrate Mather's Day this year. I'm preparing myself for when I actually have a child and we can celebrate Father's Day together.

by ernmoran June 2, 2011

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mothers day shame

when you forgot mothers day or to buy a git for your mother

guy: i bought this huge bouquet of flowers for mom!
guy2:what today is mothers day! i totally forgot!
guy:wow u should have mothers day shame
guy2:UR NOT MAKING IT ANY BETTER

by eatingpie May 10, 2009

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mothers day

A day to appreciate your mother for everything she has done for you. This day takes place on the 2nd Sunday of may every year. It’s a day to show your mom how much you love her (buying her chocolate or a nice warm blanket) it’s a day where it’s all about her and no one else. Make sure you treat your mother well on mother’s day.

Sister 1-what are you buying mom for mother’s day?
Sister 2- you’ll see when it’s mothers day

Sister 1- you suck no fair, hmmmm maybe I can just give her some love because that’s what she deserves on Mother’s Day that’s what it’s all about!
Sister 2-hey you can’t do that that’s what I’m doing

by haileee garity May 18, 2018