Baby Moses

When one poops in a toilet that is already full of toilet paper. The formation resembles the baby Moses floating down the Nile in his basket of reeds.

Brian made a Baby Moses when he took a dump, wiped himself, and then sat down to poop again.

by cg115 March 10, 2011

Oh, Moses, smell the roses

For God's sake, get a clue

Oh, Moses, smell the roses. She's cheating on you!

by Genku July 29, 2003

Moselle

Moselle is the most amazing girl to every walk the planet. she is god's gift to the earth.she is kind,beautiful, loving,comforting, and caring to everyone she meets. she is very hilarious and can make you laugh even on your saddest day. she has a magnificent personality and such an exceptional heart. A lovable girl who is talented and intellegent. She is musical and has a great singing voice,but sometimes lacks self-confidence and doesn't believe that she can achieve what she wants to, she can. She is a brilliant listener and gives great advice for friendship or boy problems! But needs someone to listen to Her and give her advice. If you have a Moselle you are very lucky, use her wisely,encourage her and give her advice as she needs someone to listen to her once in a while!Also She is naturally quiet, yet graceful girl who is difficult to get to know. She's very sweet, and she's a good girl, so she doesn't drink, hook up with guys,do drugs,smoke party. She's also independent and strong. However,she does want true love,and she's not interested in romance just for the sake of it. She wants the love of a soulmate. She is intelligent but she's not good at everything. She has a natural talent for singing and music and math, but she struggles with English. She always means well and wants to improve herself or someone else. However, she's quick to realize her mistakes and apologize to those she's hurt. No one can stay mad at her for too long because she's very sincere and humble.

Have you seen moselle?

Yes, she’s helping her friend

by Anonymous071 December 1, 2019

mossed

to make a terrific catch in football,usually jumping/leaping is involved, as if randy moss was the reciever

"Yo son, i just mossed you"
future tense: yo son, im gon moss you, check out dis catch ima bout to make"

by LZA February 25, 2005

Crikey Moses

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo
Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

Moses Maneuver

This is a maneuver administered to somebody who is trapped in a conversation with somebody with a voluminous mouth and feels that he has no polite escape. Somebody else (acting as Moses) delivers him (the victim) from bondage by calling their cell phone. The victim will say something like “I really need to take this call”. If the maneuver is successful, the talker (perpetrator) will go away. Also, when the caller identifies himself as Moses, the victim will immediately know what has just happened.

Look! Kevin’s cornered by Sarah. I can tell by the look on his face that he wants “out” of the conversation. I’m going to call his cell and administer the Moses Maneuver.

by The RogueWave February 28, 2009

Mosette

This intelligent beauty inside and out is one of the best to have around. she is the most loyal to her family and friends only if true loyalty is shown back. She can see counterfeit from a mile away. The men love her sweet and sexy lady like persona, she carries herself very classy and modest but also knows how to have a good time. This perfectionist is flawless in every aspect this one is a keeper!

This is one bad chick, attractive, stylish and clever; she is Mosette!

by Im the one you need July 24, 2014