by sketchywetchy December 16, 2022
by Daniel uce September 28, 2007
The dark colored condition being the durect result of excess friction from stubble upon ones private region leaving it raw and sensitive. Also known in some parts, and some lines of employment, as five o'clock shadow.
Hey! Why do you think the razor was invented? I ain't playin! Get out of here and don't come back until you've tidied up that face. Sweet thang ain't havin no Purple Mortimer now!
by Oxford Flemming June 22, 2021
"Did you see Dave's post yesterday? No one commented on it. Not even a "like" . It is just a dead post.
"Yeah, that one went to Face Book Post Mortim"
"Yeah, that one went to Face Book Post Mortim"
by WSH51 November 13, 2011
by William2008 June 06, 2022
A bob mortimer is a british drink often drank during the summertime. It is a cup of strong coffee or tea with a spoonful of baked beans (generally heinz, but it's dealer's choice really).
by The urban brit November 15, 2023
receiving oral sex while shitting on a car windshield, specifically in the south western Brisbane region, eg. Toowoomba.
me and my girlfriend were in Toowoomba and she wouldn't let me do a Luis lerado winton mortimer with her, opportunity wasted...
by rupert12 May 23, 2024