#MorningWin

Morning Win is when you are generally killing it in the morning. No matter what you are doing - if you are doing it, and doing it, and doing it well - then it’s a morning win.

This doesn’t have to be epic stuff. It can be minor, insignificant, or even silly morning wins.

People use it on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram with a hashtag - #MorningWin.

Called into work sick. Not sick. #MorningWin

The handrail on the subway wasn’t already warm. #MorningWin

Forgot to wear deodorant. Found some in my purse. #MorningWin

by morningwinning December 23, 2013

morningwood

Slang for erection.

I've been walking around with morningwood all day. I really need to get laid soon.

erection

by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015

team morningwood

Girls who use their mouths to take care of their boyfriends or husbands with morningwood

I did my duty for Team Morningwood and sucked Billy's cock when I woke up this morning.

by Billy D. Williams December 13, 2007

South Morningside Primary School

A shitschool that can't afford glue sticks but can afford to put a fancy carpet and chairs in the stairwell

Guy: "Omg South Morningside Primary School
had to ration paper!"

Other guy: Yeah they can't afford glue sticks!

by LylacBoii December 2, 2019

Morningwood

This backyard sport is a favorite for people who cannot afford a ping pong table but still wish to play. Morningwood consists of a sheet of plywood elevated to the standard height of a ping pong table. This can be done with anything from wooden stands to an old tree stump in the backyard. The rules are the same as regular ping pong with 4 exceptions. The first is that the table much be a sheet of plywood, and the second is that all paddles must be hand made out of a 3 foot long 2 by 4. The length of the wood must remain within 2.5 and 3 feet, but the player can carve out any shape he wishes to fit his playing style as long as the length remains within the allowable range. The third is that the net must be a 2 by 4. The fourth is that you can hold your "paddle" anywhere. Moving hand grips and adjusting your style is key in a match. Preferably played in the morning as the name suggests.

Styles

Savage: This is the most basic playing style. It consists of using the entire 2 by 4 unmodified. In otherwords you play with the original block of wood given. This style is known for long reaches as well as powerful shots. Savage players can also utilize both ends of "paddle" for greater versatility.

Altered Savage: This consists of creating a small handle at one end of the savage for grip and weight reduction. This is known for faster, more accurate and predictable shots as well as less range and power.

More styles will be updated when created...

Morningwood is a form of backyard table tennis only involving pieces of wood and ping pong balls.

by Rzrunner April 9, 2008

Morningside blindshot

A form of blindshot involving two attackers working in concert against a single unsuspecting opponent. The first attacker will point behind the victim and loudly exclaim "look out behind you!". The victim will generally ignore this as an obvious attempt to gain an advantage via deception, at which point the second attacker hits the victim from behind. This term comes from the New Zealand animated series Bro' town

Vale: "Look out behind you!"
Victim: "Ha ha, foolish child, I'm not falling for such a ...."
*CLANG!*
Valea: "Yeah, Morningside blindshot!"

by dikkietee October 9, 2008

Morninging

Getting up early in the morning and doing morning stuff

I'm not very good at morninging before my first cup of coffee

by Fyrest@rteR September 12, 2018