Fab Moretti

Is currently single...saweeeet.

Fab is now free to gallop (yes gallop) over to my house whenever he so chooses.

by Sarah April 9, 2005

Leonard Moretti

Professional rat wrestler; sound effects master

Me: ugh I hate that teacher
You: yo Leonard Moretti is my main hoe!!!

by peaceoutcheesebags February 10, 2019

Colonel Moretti

Latin: Flippernicus Moretticus Moronicus Maximus. Supreme commander of the Condor Legion with a plethora of refined skills such as douche-baggery, penile-to-anal insertion, and logical ineptness that can only be described as "divine". A Moretti can be seen at dolphin poaching protests, and has been known to feed off the retardation of brain cells. Colonel Moretti even co-starred in "Flipper" with Paul Newman and Elijah Wood in 1996.

"I hate Colonel Moretti."

by SinStar4 March 24, 2012

fab moretti

Well, he may be a nice guy, but he's one hell of a boring drummer.

"Hey man you really need to get a new drumbeat down. Your'e pulling a bit of a Fab."

by timmy January 21, 2005