The Musselman Choke

When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.

An example of somebody pulling The Musselman Choke is:

Person 1:i think i will get the waffles

Person 2: I'm gonna get pancakes

Waiter: what could i get you guys?

Person 1: can i get the pancakes

Waiter: and for you?

Person 2: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too

Person 1: Dude, you just pulled The Musselman Choke

by Hunger Striker July 8, 2011

moosemung

Noun. Mildly derogatory term of endearment for one's spouse; used throughout the Northeast, as well as small portions of the Southwest.

Come here my little Moosemung!

by KY1 March 29, 2007

Mooselini

A petty dictator from a sparsely populated state with a large moose population.

Governor Mooselini today fired yet another agency chief for daring to question her policies.

by steverino247 October 28, 2008

moosemas day

Moosemas Day is in honor of Freddus Mooseus and his aid of two refugees in the middle of Wyoming, having been abandoned during a roadtrip to California. Mootlers are worn in honor of Freddus.

All hail Freddus Mooseus!

by Clocky January 5, 2005

moosemas

Only the best holiday in the world, made in celebration of the all-holy Freddus Mooseus.

Moosemas day is January 12th!

by The Muffin Mans Wife January 5, 2005

Moosespanker

Masterbating, fucking off, slackin' off, good for nothing son of a bitch. A Lazy Bastard.

That goddamn Chris, he was supposed to cut the grass and take out the garbage out today but instead, sat home and get drunk. He's a Moosespanker anyway. This is what happens when you let a boy do a mans job.

by Hammerin Hank November 15, 2009

moosemunch

When a guy with an extremely large nose tries to go down on a girl, but just can't gain entry.

1) His nose is to blame for all of his moosemunch encounters.

2) Vicki got moosemunched when she asked her Iraqi boyfriend to eat her out.

by Maryjuana October 3, 2006