mooners

a person who sports a horseshoe haircut. usually in the middle aged sector of society

"thats a fair mooners you've got round that head of yours"

by Rob Nash April 5, 2004

blue mooner

A term that started as meaning "gay" but over time, it evolved into someone who's lame by not coming out, missing out, or not participating.

"Chris doesn't want to come out tonight. What a Blue Mooner!"

by YungMan81125 January 8, 2025

Middlefield mooner

The act of showing your bottom to a friends elderly relative

Calder just middlefield moonered yer grunny min!

by Yerboygotho March 3, 2021

Mooner

Mooner refers to a type of crypto and stock investors. It is a close relative to Zoomers but with a straight ambition: going to the moon. Mooners will do anything they possibly can to accomplish their goals of being millionaires. The end goal will always be to drive a Lamborghini. Mooners are investing addicts and never stop to gamble their funds in hope of a better future.

I don't understand these Mooners! They moon their entire paycheck in cryptocurrencies.

by Zero Budget Stories September 11, 2023