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mooncracker

1. a cracker that is all smushy and from space
2. special yummy crackers
3. mean fat people's heads
4. when you see something funny that doesn't have a name
1. "Hey- it raining crackers...mooncrackers,"
2. "Yummy crackers...mooncrackers,"
3. "Her head is shaped like a fat mooncracker,"
4. "HAHAHA!! That guy fell over...mooncracker"
by Katie-la-la January 6, 2006
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Mahogany Moonbeam

While your girl is giving you a blowjob you take a flashlight (Maglite preferably) and you turn it on and put it in her ass. She has to try to turn it off with her ass while you're making shadow puppets from the light. It's great while camping. Everyone will be able to see the shadow puppets outside your tent.
While camping I gave this bitch a Mahogany Moonbeam
by Project FICON January 24, 2020
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moonbeamer

A person who believes that Britain leaving the European Union will lead to the country having more immigration and free trade
Sally: "Did you hear Boris Johnson saying he was pro-Brexit AND pro-freedom of movement?"
Jimmy: "Yeah...he's a real moonbeamer"
by YellarMail May 16, 2017
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Moonbeam

What is a Moonbeam? Moonbeams are pretentious left wing women who constantly refer to "What I read in the Times the other day." (meaning the NY Times)....they are anti-religion, make disparaging remarks about people who have religious beliefs and believe the 1960's worldview is still valid in today's world. Their significant "other" is usually the anti-alpha male.....Moonbeams are also anti-military, never mind that the military protects their delusional lifestyle.
Moonbeam dragged her significant other to another peace dedication and told him to shut up and sit down.
by KatieKlock August 15, 2014
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Death Valley Moonbeam

A woman bends over and shoots her projectile diarrhea into the face of the man who loves her. The roles could be reversed as well and the man could satisfy his lady with his Mexican food leftovers. Preferably this happens after the couple eat at Del Taco.
Stacy had just gotten home from a long day of working at the soup kitchen. She noticed her neighbor had let himself in and there were three bags of Del Taco sitting on the table. She knew what he wanted. She knew he wouldn't leave until she delivered a Death Valley Moonbeam straight to his face.
by Drpun May 22, 2009
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Moonbeam

when a girl blows air in your butt and makes you fart in her face.
after surfing and getting so pitted i got moonbeamed by my girlfriend moonbeam .
by Tacolover9000 September 23, 2016
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ManCreamer

The most homosexual Xbox LIVE Gamertag I've ever seen.
When I logged on today, I saw that my friend had changed his Gamertag to ManCreamer. I immediately removed him from my friends list.
by IShallRemainAnonymous April 17, 2010
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