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Full Montreal

When a chick either wants to break up or has a crush on you but don't want to do anything about it so decides to be an annoying bitch and runs her own mind games.
Friend: "Bro, I think your GF wants to break up with you"
You: "She told my boy Mitchel she wants my D"
Friend: "Bro, they barely know each other"
You: "I think shes going Full Montreal on me"
by SwagerJager September 4, 2014
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half a mongrel

i saw karen in her swimsuit the other day, she looked hot, gave me half a mongrel!
by mickybird December 13, 2014
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Monterey

A city on the central coast of California where all high school and college students claim there is nothing to do.
Jim: Hey what do you wanna do today?
Dan: I dunno dude. There's nothing to do in Monterey.
by chaychel October 14, 2011
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Montreal tickle

The act of using your toes to tickle a vagina while receiving a blow job
Mike was jacking off in the corner to ryan giving the ole' Montreal tickle to that hooker
by Iwashardcoreonce March 1, 2019
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montefiore

When a male skips an erection and ejaculates.
"Jenny bent over and I montefiored"
by Jenny montefiore September 15, 2016
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Monteiro Sigh

When you emit a long, deep, audible breath in order to express disappointment, acceptance of a stereotype or inability to explain your recent actions in hopes that your colleagues will no longer care about your stupidity.
Person 1: Dude, how good was that asian food we had last night?

Person 2: It was awesome and tasted great. So glad to finally find somewhere that respects my Korean roots and is run by real asians with authentic food.

Person 1: Agreed. Remember when the owner called you out for not being a real asian?

Person 2: "Monteiro Sigh"
by Poncejuice December 12, 2018
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When accidentally starting a huge wildfire whilst on a cross-country roadtrip and fleeing the scene. Then years later one of the "arsonists" blabs about it, self snitching during a vlog.
Then, after investigations it turns out that this same crew have been involved/implicated in numerous fires.

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
"Yoo, did you here about the shop Fire last night?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you hear about the wildfire at The Thing, in Arizona?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
by ArmourChinker January 3, 2023
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