flipping monkey shit

A slang term for a person going crazy over a small thing.

Guy 1: *going insane because he got killed in a game*
Guy 2: Dude, what the fuck?
Guy 3: Man is flipping monkey shit

by bruhmonke69 August 20, 2020

picking nuts out of monkey shit

Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.

Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."

Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."

Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."

Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"

Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"

by JHop March 12, 2008

monkeyshine

Monkeyshine---The activity of black folks when the boss is'nt looking.

OK, knock off this monkeyshine and get back to work!

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

moneyshot

The delicious moment when a male "artiste" let's fly into the face of his female co-star

"(Off camera) Yo Mike, get in close for the moneyshot."

by Howard May 1, 2003

fuckin monkey shit

A vulgar and digusting name to call an individual that aggrivates you to the brink of insanity

YOU FUCKIN MONKEY SHIT!!!
FUCK WITH ME AND DIE!!!
I HATE THAT fuckity fucking fucker

by Porn-a-holic March 16, 2004

Weird Monkey Shit

strange happening of any material thing with no explanation of why it happened

The machine started on its own with no one in the cab,thats some weird monkey shit.

by Joe Showbowski October 16, 2009

interstate monkey shit

When you are on a long car ride, there are no gas stations near by, and the guy behind you is tailgating you. You shit in your hand and fling it as hard as you can at their windshield.

Friend 1: Hey look that asshole is tailgating you.

Me: hold on give a sec

**takes dump in hand and throws shit at car**

Friend 2: whoa man you just took an interstate monkey shit

Friend 1: The splatter on that one was insane! He will be cleaning and smelling that for days.

Me: I practiced while I took sink canoes

by AU69 June 18, 2023