Monkeyfart

A general insult that more or less means a little shit disturber or someone who ruins the mood/ kills the fun.

What, we're not going to the mall tommorow? Don't be such a monkeyfart.

by Andrew Maxwell October 31, 2003

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mikeyface

:| - a common text emoticon given a bit more 'personality' by the emo/scenekid fandom on Livejournal and AIM. The name comes from the blank, tight-lipped expression that Mikey Way, bass player for My Chemical Romance, almost constantly wears.

person1: so do you even care that you are dropping out of college to join a band?
person2: i don't know :|
person1: HAHAHAH MIKEYFACE
person2: ????
person1: never mind

by xo_nat February 23, 2006

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Mokeface

The face you get after you take a moke. A moke is a bongload with tobacco. Also called choppers, rizzles, poison snorkels and WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU HANDING ME?

Damn! Look at that mokeface. I bet he's gonna puke.

by moke July 22, 2008

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Monkey Face

A person who has at least two of the following traits; Upturned nose with nostrils pointing out at the world like two empty canons. Sloped and furrowed brow. Big monkey lips, teeth, and jaw.

Shanna Collins from CBS's "Swingtown" has a classic Monkey Face.

by jlkid March 11, 2010

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monkey face

The act of 'blowing' your man juice onto your ladies face, at which point you 'decorate' the said ladies mess with artfully concealed pubic hair- 'hey presto' MONKEY FACE

Not yet heard of a successful 'application' - guaranteed to get you the sack, could be used as a last 'hurrah'as in a girl you're fed up with;'Do you fancy a Monkey Face?' ...'what's that?..'I'll show you'hey presto-freedom!!

by Jabba, London August 22, 2006

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