Monkey boy

He got a booty. He got a body. He cute. He hot. He kinda looks like a monkey tho. But who fucking cares anyway.

Momkey boy is very cool. I saw monkey boy yesterday

by Very Slippery Dick October 30, 2018

Monkey Boy

A man with a simian gait and a tendancy towards random acts of mischief.

Has Monkey Boy swaggered off with the rent to buy a bag of garys again.

by Gareth Mitchell January 11, 2004

monkey boy

A male who has simian features, or resembles a monkey, either physically or in his personality. First used about a dog with mange, who with his hairless face, resembled a chimp.

"And that wasn't very complimentary, was it, monkey boy?"

by HeadRock Dogs October 3, 2008

Monkey Boy

Noun - A hairy female from Marketing that uses a man's razor to create the space between her eyebrows. This same razor is then used to remove her 5 o'clock shadow from her upper lip.

When I kissed Monkey Boy my lips got chaffed from her razor stubble.

by Taint Licker April 14, 2003

Monkey Boy

Mashpee student who acts like a monkey because his dad fucked the monkey in the zoo. He is hald monkey with lots of pimples.

Lets go trip monkey boy!!

by poop shoot April 20, 2004

Monkey Boy

Dave Wilson, see also monkey

Someone who makes the tea, also known as a placement student.

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

Monkey Boy'd

A recent addition the the english language. It is the inevitable consequence and response to the smoking of marijuana. The resulting realisation and acceptance of ones current state of being when under the influence of a toxin.

Question:"hey dude, how you feeling?.."
Response:"Man, I am Monkey Boy'd!"

by Michael Bobin June 11, 2004