mong

See mongoloid. Can also be applied to the state people get into after heavy amounts of intoxicating substances.

You are a stupid fucking mong.
I am completely fucked, I'm such a mong.

by Bob February 5, 2003

monged

The feeling of uselessness that comes from doing pills (MDMA) and smoking weed.

After tugging on the bong I was well and truly monged

by Chris_P May 3, 2005

Mong

Someone who acts like an idiot. Can also be used like "retard" to describe a disabled person, or as a racist term for Asians and Mongolians.

Joseph Maatouk is such a mong!
Mong is the most disgusting thing I've heard in a long time.

by MONGFORD January 4, 2016

mong

an insult to somebody who is acting stupid or annoying

your pissing me off mong!

by hol October 29, 2004

mong

Descriptive noun. Short form of mongoloid.
Someone suffering mental handicap. Particularly Joey Deacon.
Precursor to meng, ming, minger q.v.
Passive racist term.

You mong.

by Richie December 11, 2003

Mong

If you read this then you are a mong

You absolute mong

by Thick twat March 1, 2020

Mong

Bad slur Emma says a lot

My sister used to call me a mong

by Emmasaysbadslurs February 4, 2022