ugly monkey whore

Someone that looks like the ass end of a camel and smells like rotting garbage, and of course is a whore.

Hey piss off you ugly monkey whore or He/she looks like a Ugly monkey whore.

by Rich cebry December 17, 2008

monkey-whore

usually a tremendously slutty guy who fucks like monkeys...this insult must be said with great determination and force...

-"Hey bitches, want some of this?"
-"Who knows where you've been, go fuck your baboon-mama, monkey-whore."

by poopsie hamsterchunks November 29, 2003

put your money where your mouth is

Betting on a statement one makes to another

"you better put your money where your mouth is, I think you JUS B FIBBIN YO

by Bladeeblah January 3, 2008

Monkey Whore

Monkey Whore (adj)

a description used to describe a woman/ girl who makes out with facialy disaranged people.

Chloe kissed his huge, huge lips.

she fell in love with his extra-ordinary chin.

by Luke June 18, 2004

Put your money where your mouth is

To actually do whatever you’re talking about

Person 1: “I could totally shoot scratch on our golf course”
Person 2: “ $100 says you can’t”

Person 1: “Well I don’t wanna….”
Person 2: “Cmon put your money where your mouth is”

by Tate3223 April 10, 2023

Whore-mones

Noun. The excuse women use to deflect any sort of blame off of themselves when acting irratically; a defense mechanism as to not take responsibility for their actions.

Girlfriend: "I'm sorry baby, I know I did things behind your back -- lied, cheated, screamed at you and had another man's baby... I don't know what I was thinking... My hormones must just be ridiculous right now, omg!"

Boyfriend: "Bitch don't feed me some bullshit insanity excuse. Call it your whore-mones and maybe we can agree on something for once. You did this because you're nuts!"

by Mushy Mase April 10, 2011

Whore monkey

A girl that swings from tree to tree just to get banana

She's got multiple boyfriends, what a whore monkey.

by JokesAnonymous December 9, 2015