MonaVie

A health drink that sells with a multi-level marketing ploy that operates similarly to a pyramid scheme. The makers of Monavie lie or twist the truth about how healthy their drink really is, and fail to mention that their own CEO had a previous health drink business that was shut down by the FDA for illegal business practices.

seller: Hey, you wanna invest in a revolutionary new drink called MonaVie? It has acai berry in it!
random person: Naw man, Monavie is a scheme.

by bravefolk June 1, 2011

Mondaisical

The feeling of a Monday; esp. at work; how Mondays often feel to office workers.

It was feeling really Mondaisical, the way everything was going wrong.


Bus late, emails stacked up, run out of coffee: this was turning out to be a very Mondaisical day.

by UKanon2009 March 30, 2009

Mondai

Mondai is lively, has an admirable outlook on life, can brighten a room with a smile & make you laugh regardless of your mood. A force to be reckoned with for sure. Their exterior may seem tough... intimidating even. But, internationally is someone caring, kind, & a heart so big it's a wonder it isn't bursting out of their chest.. Someone you WILL fall for. Mondai is confident , smart , & a beautiful human who's often misunderstood & not appreciated nearly enough.. Mondai is so obviously lame & undoubtedly dorky / corny ... they might just be one of the coolest people you'll ever meet. Mondai is strong & a leader. Someone everyone needs in their corner. A protector.

P.s. Mondai is mine and I WILL end you if you try me, sis

Mondai stole my heart.

by JojiTrash May 22, 2018

Montavion

Montavion the realist of them of the all !

I need to be like montavion !

by Javier ggg August 27, 2018

Mondaying

The act of struggling to get through the working day without putting in an ounce of work. Named for the day that most people do the deed itself. Mondaying is a complex activity, including coffee, internet and a theatrical element- pretending to work - whenever people walk past.

I was totally Mondaying all day today.

I was hungover and couldn't be bothered; I just Mondayed.

by Kidsturk May 12, 2007

Monduvious

A nickname. Similar to dude, bro, home-boy, etc. Mainly just a nonsense name to call someone and leave them baffled.

You-"What it do Monduvious?"
Monduvious-"Huh?..."
You-"Alright man, keep it real."

by Orange Lizard November 25, 2010

monavie

1. A fruit juice blend introduced in 2005. It is a mixture of 19 friuts and berries, the key ingredient being Acai.
2. The fastest company ever to reach a billion dollars in sales, doing it in 42 months

Have you heard of monavie yet?

by www.the-team.biz/mv994649 May 17, 2009