"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
by basedwhip February 15, 2023
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That's what people say right?
That's what people say right?
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Get the mommy oh yes daddy la la mommy gaga ladyman oh so embarrassing mug.Kid: Daddy, what are you doing?
Daddy: I'm practicing driving your mommy.
Mommy: OHHH!
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Mommy: OHHH!
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