mommapedia

The momma that knows everything. She is the fountain of all knowledge and is the person that you always go to she you need help or advice. This momma is full of useful information and is always happy to help.

When struggling you can always call on your mommapedia friend to help

by JillyP Bean October 23, 2019

mommatalkrry

best tiktoker

mommatalkrry the best tiktoker

by uh ya October 3, 2021

mommatalkrry

mommatalkrry is the best, and totally obsessed with harry styles.. maybe a bit TOO obsessed..

harry styles: omg, who’s that person in the crowd that keeps throwing me their panties?

me: that has to be mommatalkrry

by stinkywinker October 3, 2021

Teen Mommage

The life situation that used to be a cautionary tale about how horny teenagers done fucked up their lives. In small towns this gestational period usally signaled the migration of said teen fuck up and her family to pack up their shit and move to another town. One in which tale of the teen mom's hoeness hasn't been spread. In present day teen mommage has spawned a lucrative entertain business where young hoes try to parlay their aversion for condoms and swallowing into a spot on a reality TV show.

That chick needs to wrap that shit up before she has to deal with teen mommage.

by Jbabyj September 2, 2016

dead mommeter

When you can tell that someone’s mom is dead because yours is also dead.

Your mom is dead? Me too! I had a feeling, my dead mommeter was going crazy.

by Mommy issues May 11, 2021