Mome Pen

The abbreviated version of "momentary penetration". A very quick sexual encounter.

Jenny's mom was coming up the stairs so I only had time for a "mome pen"

by PMchoisi June 8, 2009

get momed

What you say to anyone when something shitty occurs to them

Person 1: *slips on banana and cracks open skull*
Person 2: HAH... get momed

by Drooper is cool November 19, 2020

get momed

The phrase when something shitty happens to someone you know

Person 1: *slips on banana and straight up dies*
Person 2: HAH... get momed

by Drooper is cool November 19, 2020

Mome

Your Mouse. Because your house is a home, so your mouse is a mome

I put my mome in the cage. He likes cheese.

by Mr.House December 17, 2017

mome

if someone calls you mome they are calling you the most awesome person they've ever interacted with

person one: hi mome!
person two: who is that?
person one: you! it means you're awesome!

by soodooo May 10, 2021

Mome

Short for the work "moment." But it is more than that: A mome is when you are your true self. You let it all go. And you live in that time and moment. You don't worry about other stuff, you're just expressing how you can.

Bro this song is so good, I'm having a mome.
Our first date was such a mome.

by theartistme December 2, 2022

Moming

“Moming” is used to catch people off guard in text when you mean “morning.” If the person you are talking to doesn’t call you out for saying moming, they are a registered sex offender.

“Good moming”
“Good morning John”
“I bet you touch kids or some shit”
“Yeah I ignored you on purpose”

“What the fuck”

by zickser November 28, 2021