moistie

A synonym for an alcoholic drink. Similar words include bevvie, lemonade, beer or wettie

Anyone keen for a couple of moisties after work?
I'm going for some moisties with my mates, are you keen?

by Sheriff Sherry March 07, 2019

Moisty

A alternate form of salty meant with more hostile intent. It's derogatory and is mainly used to refer to someone who is acting bitter, petty, irrationally angry, and other similar variations of salt. Moisty can also be used to refer to someone who is acting like a lil bitch or pussy.

"ohh you little moisty bitch" ~Modern Poet, Azizi Gibson; 'Unstoppable'

by Italian_Mustache May 09, 2016

moisty

A LOT of grease, very moist to touch, a name you can call your very moisty friends.

rose is such a moisty.

by lauren_camp April 21, 2018

moisty

moisty: A female that is younger then you that you believe is very attractive.

16y.o Tyson calls 15y.o rachael hot, meaning he thinks shes a moisty

by Tim Worcester October 16, 2005

Moisty

When a female is participating in a non-sexual, feminine activity that abruptly results in the female getting wet by herself or while in the company of her female friend/friends.

Moisty is the female equivalents of a Broner

I cleaned my house so well that it gave me a moisty.

Cindy, the way you baked that cake gave me a moisty.

Shanana, you did my weave so good it gave me a moisty.

by LU SAACS November 03, 2009

Moisty

one who is being bitchy, annoying, salty, dumb, douche-ish, or an arrogant ass-hole

one who is ignored by the whole group as tho anything they say is insignificant or they merely don't exist.

"Brad, you're being extra moisty today"

"N*ck is moisty"
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Mitch: hey moisty
N*ck: yeah?
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Mitch: Dude, you're a moist ass bitch"
Anthony: yeah, moisty

by MoistyLovers November 17, 2011

moisties

The forward and backward two finger movement, simulating

vaginal G'spot exploration causing a wet spot in panties.

"Hey you there", "MOISTIES". (moisties action included).

by Mj Nehh September 28, 2010