moises your hands

to piss on your hands to prevent blisters. the name comes from the baseball player Moises Alou who said he did it

If Steve Bartman knew that Alou Moises his hands he would have gotten out of the way instead of trying to catch that ball.

After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands

by Papifolyfe93 July 3, 2009

Moises

Someone who can be over energetic at times, but doesn’t like to stand out. The want to make new friends but are usually too shy to speak, they tend to have dark secret(or past) but will keep themselves viewed as positive. Doesn’t care for their looks and though they don’t like attention they also don’t like to be alone. So if you see a Moises just try talking to them casually but try not to throw to many things at them.

Guy:wow that Moises is such loner what a loser
Girl:nah he’s pretty cool just try talkIn to him, he’s actually kind of fun to hang around with:)

by Kingderp180 March 15, 2018

Mogette

Noun: A person who can't differentiate between tomato sauce (ketchup for you Yanks) and BBQ sauce.

(pl): Mogetties

"You're a mogette, Tyler."

by Sirdanik May 7, 2015

Moises

Moises is basically a person with a big heart but has dark secrets and only tells the ones he can trust.He is a person that has a lot of girls that like him and a lot of boys that hate him.He is also know to be very smart and has a lot of different types of friends.He usually doesn’t fight but when he does his enemies wish that they didn’t get him angry so Moises is a person who will Also take care of you and Moises can get more girls than other Males.If you ever get in a relationship with him he is the perfect one.

Girl:Oh My God Moises is the perfect person

Boy:Shut up,I am better than him

Girl:You just jealous because he can get girls,not like you

by Mr.Know-It-Al482 November 9, 2018

Maigen

Quite Simply the Best Women on earth Are named Maigen. Maigen's are typically very Hard headed And Stubborn but very Loving and gentle once you get to know them. They are also Extremely Determined to do what ever is necessary to get what they want. They are very sexy and very cute and innocent looking like the Girl next Door. Every guy seems to want to Date them. Don't let that Fool you though Maigen's Are Extremely Smart and can be independent but deep down they need Lots of love and Attention

You see that Maigen Girl?

O yeah I seen her, Shes Fine

by MadmikeX3! February 4, 2010

monge cone

1) A membranous tissue fold that occuludes the vaginal orifice from the ramrod. A hymen or cherry.

2) A cone existing on a level curve that contacts the tangent surface.

1:"Take a good look at your monge cone; this is the last time you'er ever going to see it!"
2:Mot screamed to the ramrod, "If you want to get to the bloody monge cone, you're going to have to get through me first, mate"

by hwad January 20, 2006

Moagerd

(West Coast Scottish) To be completely and utterly (I don't know what I did last night), drunk.

Pronounced: Moe-gerd (the "g" is pronounced like in gobble)

Ah wis moagerd last night pal!
Yer moagerd yah dobber!

Synonyms - shit faced, moagered, fucked, fu', bevvied, smashed, gassed, cunted, bolloxed, pissed, polaxed, shmeeked, reeking, oot yer face, fannied, bawsed, shited, ballsacked, fubar'd, jobbied, hiroshima'd, fucked up, tipsy, drunk

by Gr8 November 7, 2010