hurts magurts

When someone is really ugly.

That chick is HURTS MAGURTS!

by JenniferL May 22, 2008

mourt

a very attractive male who resembles a lemur.

"damn that guy be looking like a mourt."

by turkey sandwich July 29, 2017

Dirts McGurts

Derived from the word "dirty," this phrase is used to indicate and/or further point out the awesomeness of an event that has occurred or may occur in the future.

Dude, that'd be so dirts mcgurts. Let's eiffel tower her.

by McBlackerson July 12, 2010

magurty

When your friend is being an Irish asshole call him a Magurty

Fuck you magurty

by BigBallsMagurty February 1, 2021

mourto

its a family that would do anything for each other

The Mourto family would do anything for each other

by Jdfjjddjskka November 20, 2021

Magurt

Chew batch or bitch

That girl is a magurt

by Beedavis3x November 24, 2021

mourtis

the most best tiktoker to ever exist my man.
HES ALSO IN QUEERCORE ON DISCORD AND MOOTS WITH CORTARII??? wow they’re the best

guy 1: hey have you seen mourtis??
guy 2: he’s just in his room being FUCKING AMAZING.
guy 1: oh.

by mortiswortis November 26, 2021