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Moldova

Moldova is a Republic in eastern Eurpoe, landlocked between Ukraine and Romainia. It's now one of the poorest countries in the former USSR. Moldova can be used to express rural poverty.
"That poor girl from outta town has nothing at all, it's like she's from Moldova."
by Brian Jones September 1, 2005
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moldova

damn Moldova is so based.
by moldovaisbased March 3, 2021
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MODOGA

I'm so sick of these god damn safety concerns, MODOGA!
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Mohovah

A Mormon or Jehova whom consistently rings you doorbell at dinner time to tell you you're dammed.
Those damn Mohovah's are at the door again!!!
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Moldovan Worm

when you fap via putting a toothpick up the hole in your penis and scraping the inside of the penis until it orgasms with blood ushering out of the tip
Calyssa, ignore my pants, as I happened to pull off a Moldovan Worm without dying.
by MoldovanWormFan26 September 7, 2023
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The Classic Moldovan Worm

The toothpick up the penis, wait till it bleeds tape closed the tip, and let the blood flow out like an orgasm
The Classic Moldovan Worm is a tactic often used by Moldovan KGB officials to get cum samples from BeastChild
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Moldova

There are 2 Moldova's:
1. There is a country in Europe called Moldova (Moldavia) - used to be a part of USSR, excellent high-tech and automotive industries, with great climate (similar to Bordeaux), highly educated workforce, who loved drinking local wine (Bordeaux-style). The nationalists with the help of NATO have started a civil war, broke away from the USSR in 1989, and drastically curtailed the use of Russian language. This resulted in all manufacturing shutting down and most educated people leaving the country for Russia, Europe, Israel or North America.

Moldova now is the least visited country in Europe, with pockets of agriculture still functioning, but having trouble finding external markets due to heavy protectionism within West Europe.

2. Moldova is also a province within Romania
This girl from Moldova looks cool.
by Alex1965 May 29, 2019
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