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genetically modified asshole

when a persons genes are spliced influencing more of an asshole. Scientists believed the order in which to make someone more of an asshole was to genetically modify the recipients genes to attain the desired result of an asshole.
scientists took human cells and gentically modified them to create clones that would dispose of other human bred inhabitance.
by flack destroyer January 22, 2005
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appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body

This is Peridot's definition of a shirt (they are actually shorts tho) to which Garnet replies, "Nice shorts..." Peridot is quite new to Earth so she doesn't know what a pair of shorts are.
green space dorito: imagine... appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body!
two lesbians that mould into one lesbian: nice shorts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by imachickenugget May 22, 2020
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modified abe lincoln

we all know and love the abe lincoln - cumming on an unconcious (either by drinking, or donkey punch) girls face, trimming her pubes, and giving her an abe lincoln beard.

The modified abe lincoln is the same thing, only a hitler moustache.
check out the modified abe lincoln i gave the passed out girl in the basement.
by rezombied November 5, 2005
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Taking Dick Modifier

This is the one of the key factors in finding a girl's hotness on the 1 to 10 scale. Normally, women are rated solely based off boobs, ass, face, etc...However, one of the most overlooked feature is the taking dick modifier, or TDM.

To determine a girl's TDM, one must talk to said female, stalk the shit out of her on facebook, analyze the way she struts, or figure something about her ability to, or lack thereof, wield a penis.

TDM's only apply to girls you would be willing to fuck. So, if there is a female that loves to gobble cock but is an absolute ogre at the same time, the TDM does not apply. At the same time, smoke-shows who avoid penis like it's the The Plague have a negative TDM which subtracts from her final 1 to 10 ranking. Therefore if a girl rated 6 has a TDM of +2, her ranking is boosted to 8. This means a male might find better luck hitting on the 6(2+) chick than hitting on the 10(-4) girl. Under this system, the hook-up culture is totally revolutionized.
Dude 1: Hey do you wanna go somewhere alone??

Hot Girl 1: Oh no I don't like getting into those situations. I gotta go home with my friends.

**Hot Girl leaves**

Dude 2: Bro!! That girl was a smoke-show! You get with her??

Dude 1: Fuck her dude! She was like a legit 9 but her Taking Dick Modifier was like -4.
by genghis khan swaggggg October 10, 2011
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modified stranger

when a man performs a sexual act on a woman from behind while she is standing and the man moves the woman to a window and slows down the tempo. while the man pulls out one time, his friend switches places with him. the first man puts his clothes on and goes outside to the window to wave. this results in extreme confusion by the female.
MAN JUST DID A MODIFIED STRANGER TO THAT CHICK.
by Johnny Anon October 12, 2008
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Mobified

Mobified is when Mob (Mob psycho 100) draws a fictional character in its art-style and it turns out better then how the character looks
Person A: what happened to Reigen Arataka?? and why is he so much better drawn??

Person B: He got mobified
by pee_pee February 23, 2022
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mopified

I was totally mopified when I had to cycle up another steep hill after six hours in the saddle.
by Slinky Malinki April 12, 2023
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