Mitch "The Loris" McConnell

Looks sadly harmless and timid yet its poison will kill you.

It was so stunning that President "The Donald" advocated a $2,000.00 stimulus check, one would never have thought a career politician would oppose it. But leave it to Mitch "The Loris" McConnell to have blocked it.

by Maxesquire December 31, 2020

Mitch McConnell

The act of freezing up and forgetting what you were saying.

Sorry I forgot where I was going with that. I just had a Mitch McConnell moment.

by Richard the curious July 28, 2023

Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.

Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.

by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023