It's not even minty! 

An object, person, place, or thing that doesn't serve it's original purpose.

Male 1: "Yo, bro I bought this AriZona Iced tea, and it tastes like Strawberries."
Male 2: "It's not even minty!"

It's not even minty! by Xav3ngedX August 9, 2012

musty slap 

When a man lathers one of his hands on his testicles, giving them a warm and sour texture, and in a light, playful manner, slaps another person.

John was being a little bitch at the game, so afterwards I came up behind him and gave him the old Musty slap

musty slap by The guy on the couch. June 8, 2009

Missy Special 

Cream pie, titties out, from your friends mother

Mrs. Purtell gave me the Missy Special

Missy Special by FriendCats June 16, 2018

Musty Sex 

Sex that is not only sexy, but musty as well. It is characterized by a musty smell, and tasty aura.

Brendan and Noah enjoyed a blissful night of musty sex on Noah's top bunk. Unaware that they were actually being filmed by ROGER PHILIPSON.

Musty Sex by Noah/Brendan January 31, 2009

Minty sanchez 

Like a dirty sanchez except toothpaste is used as lube and then you jizz in her mouth and use your dick as a toothbrush

Max: Hey baby I think tonight we should try out the minty sanchez.
eRIn: What's that?
Max: You'll find out soon enough

Minty sanchez by Mike Hunt 69 March 12, 2008

Mista Spyda 

A skinny bird chested frail individual. Attracted to electronics, and runs a geek squad out of his house. He also has a weakness for white women Spyda's DVDs and CDs Inc.

Mista Spyda is so skinny I can see his heart beating through his chest.

Mista Spyda by kakashiprime December 2, 2009

Minty Spicy 

The act of sticking a stick of Burt’s bees lip balm into your ass and then shitting it out

Carter: I just gave my self a minty spicy
Tukas: Dumb Nga

Minty Spicy by Cshep0201 May 3, 2023