missouri lap-dance

This is the act of one taking a shit on a toilet whilst another sits on one's lap and shits in the space between his/her legs into the water below. The word missouri, come to find out after coining the term, in a native american dialect means muddy water

Oh man I ate so many corn dogs at the carnival that I had to rush home, no sooner than I dropped my first terd charlene was in there givin me the old missouri lap-dance. I guess she had one corndog too many as well.

by jihad massoud October 14, 2011

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Missouri Jack Knife

When a person uses their busted teeth to cut someone during oral sex

I was getting head the other day and that bitch gave me a Missouri Jack Knife!

by loafnaround September 2, 2020

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Missouri alarm clock

The act of taking ones penis and smacking someone in the forehead until they wake up.

I told Dave I would give him a Missouri alarm clock at about 7am.

by angela75 April 6, 2010

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West Plains Missouri

If you want Meth, they've got it.

West Plains Missouri is so known for meth it is often referred to as Meth Plains

by Bfwangs June 23, 2017

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Missouri Bean Dip

The act of spreading the ass with the 'cone' techquine so you can insert your testicles into the rectum while inserting you penis into the vagina.

That girl was so freaky that I did the Missouri Bean Dip last night!

by rusty'stache January 8, 2011

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union missouri

A small town in the middle of butt fuckin no where full of fake people and drug addicts. There's sluts and whores everywhere. But what can you expect from a town that neighbors Skank Clair Missouri?

"Have you ever heard of Union M-"
"let me stop you there. have YOU ever seen more drug addicts in your life?"
"That's definitely union Missouri"

by AnusWrecker4206969 May 3, 2018

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